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Vote Mark "No NCAA"
Townsend for U.S. Senator
of the Great State of Alabama


I will take this picture off when the above persons make the NCAA
show the American Flag and the playing of the National Anthem,and show
the marching bands on television at halftime at all NCAA sporting events.
                                                                            - Mark Townsend

Sessions Is A Sissy .com
Click here to download current lawsuit filed before the U.S. Supreme Court, Townsend vs NCAA

Introduction to this web site

If NCAA won't show this flag,
We will show them this flag!
 
 

Football is a game of strategy and so is defeating Jeff Sessions and NCAA.  Sometimes you fake the ball to the left and run to the right.  I guarantee the citizen of Alabama a win just like Joe guaranteed a Super Bowl.  - Mark Townsend

click here to see Joe, the boy who could dunk a basketball in 8th grade, in his famous pantyhose commercial

 
Food for thought
In the state of Mississippi a high school football game went like this:
 
1. The score was 22 to 20 with only seconds left in the game.  The team that was winning had the ball on their opponent's 35-yard line. 
 
2. The quarterback took the snap and ran 65 yards in the wrong way.
 
3. This tied the score and the game went into over-time. 
 
4.  The fans wanted to ring the quarterback's neck.
 
5.  The fans soon learned that the coach called this play. 
 
6.  Mississippi High School Athletic Association had a tie-breaking system to determine who goes to state playoffs if three teams in the same area were tied. 
 
7.  The coach knew that his team needed to win by four points in order to go to the state playoffs.
 
8.  His team won by six points in over-time. 
 
The point I am making is this web site will take some study time.  You may think at times we are running backwards.  Keep reading and I guarantee many surprises before June 3, 2008.  Just remember it takes six points or six votes in the U.S. Senate to stop the war in Iraq. 
 
Question:  Is there a 50 yard penalty in football?
 
Yes, 50 yard penalty is when a runner gains 35 yards, but it is called back because of a 15 yard penalty.  The team looses 50 yards. 
 
When I beat Jeff Sessions his vote for the war is dead and my vote against the war is born. 
 
This is two votes or two points.  In other words if the democrats win three republican seats in the U.S. Senate, the war is over.
 

Special message from Mark Townsend (updated April 5, 2008)

The U.S. Senate race has begun.  "No NCAA" has stole the headlines.  This has probably generated more hits to SessionsIsASissy.com than all of the other state candidates combined.  Reporters have had fun with this title.  They even called the State Democrat party and asked why they let me use the nick name "No NCAA" on the ballot.  I chose "No NCAA" because I have been in a lawsuit with NCAA before the attacks of 9/11.  Please read the below lawsuit that is currently before the U.S. Supreme Court.  Please make copies of this suit and show it to a friend.  The bottom line is this suit can do away with the NCAA.  Please note in 1969 NCAA received direct tax payers money.  This will over turn a 5-4 decision by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1998.  This means sanctions placed on Auburn University in 1993 and University of Alabama in 2002 were unconstitutional because NCAA did not go through the court system (due process).  This could make NCAA pay back millions of dollars to the taxpayers of Alabama.  This is why I used "No NCAA" as a nickname.  This web site is very long and takes some study time.  I will update this site throughout the race.  In closing, a message to my friends at the "State Democrat Party": next time the press calls and asks why I used the nick name "No NCAA", tell them because the nick name Mark "No NASCAR Restrictor Plates" Townsend was too long to put on the ballot. 
 
Thank you,
Mark Townsend
 

Click here to view a video

where NASCAR was really born

Donnie Allison (Alabama Gang) educates Tennessee fan Cale Yarbrough on the subject of the Alabama state motto, "We Dare Defend Our Rights", even after crashing at over 200 miles per hour.

 
P.S. Jeff Sessions' campaign manager quoted to the associated press that they did not know that this U.S. Senate race would be a battle of nick names.  He said they would be thinking up one for Jeff.  I have already given him one, "Sissy".
If the Alabama Press needs to know if I am a sissy, they can ask:
 
1. Winston and Marion County Circuit Judge Lee Carter, who I went to school with, played in the Haleyville 1977 back field with, and entered the U.S. Marine Corps with.
 
2. Winston and Marion County Circuit Judge John Bentley, who was roommates with former Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore at West Point, who together fed Exlax to the Navy "goat" mascot before the Army-Navy football classic in the 1960's. 
 
3.  My cousin, 6' 10" Winston County Sheriff Ed Townsend, who gave a kidney to his wife, Kay.
 
4. Mayor of Haleyville, Larry Albright, who's two sons, David and Dale, also were on the same football team with Judge Carter and I.
 
5.  Haleyville City School Board President Larry "Mad Dog" Burleson, who was our football coach.  Mad Dog came up with our snap count.  Ready, Aim, Fire!
 
6. Don Siegelman, who I was to give a puppy to from my dog Bonzo.  Bonzo came up missing.  Karl Rove, who is the crook who put my friend Don in jail.  Karl probably stole my dog.
 
7. Hud Guthrie, brother of Chris Guthrie, owners of Guthrie's Chicken Finger business.  Chris recently died in an automobile accident.  Chris payed my entry fee for the Alabama Governor race in 2002.  He suggested the name "Rodeo Clown".  Rodeo Clown is the name of a workout program I designed for athletes.  The University of Alabama used this workout the last time they won a National Championship.  Chris wanted me to run for governor in 2002 to draw attention to Townsend vs. NCAA.
 
8.  Rex Robbins, who calls me "Toots", which was my mother's name.  Rex was kicker for the Bear Creek "Bears" in 1972.  History may show that Rex could kick a football further than anyone.  The only problem with Rex's kicking is the ball sometimes went into the stands, where people were seated.  When Rex was to kick, mothers would find their children.  Rex cooked popcorn for Haleyville football games for 25 years.  Rex may be the University of Alabama's biggest fan.  He is one of millions of Alabama taxpayers who have helped keep the doors open at the University of Alabama and Auburn University.  Rex cannot go to football games anymore.  He loves to watch them on TV.  He loves the American flag and he loves the band. 
 

Rex Robbins, better known as, "Sexy Rexy"

Click here to view the lawsuit that is currently in front of the U.S. Supreme Court

Click here to see where NCAA received direct taxpayers' money in 1968.

 
 

Turn up the music! Hear the Marines sing!


Mark Townsend

Vote
Mark "No NCAA" Townsend
United States Senator
for
the Great State of Alabama

Quick Trip in American History

Obama/Webb 2008 Marching Band

1.  The King of England had ordered all Bibles to be returned from citizens and destroyed.

2.  A group of pilgrims sailed to America to continue their faith with their Kings James Bible.

3.  150 years of paying taxes to the British Empire the Americans said No More!

4.  1776 The young Americans took on the second team of the British military.

5.  The young Americans some what prevailed.

6.  The War of 1812 - August 24, 1814, with temperature over 100 degrees, this time the British after defeating Napoleon came to America with their first team military.  The 4500 first team British military marched toward the American capitol to take on over 9000 Americans.  Within hours the British had quickly routed the American military.  The British admiral ate dinner in the White House, then gave the order to set fire to Washington.  Within hours the White House, the Capitol, and many other public buildings and residences were burning.  On the morning of August 25, 1814 Washington was still burning.  As the British soldiers continued to spread fire and destruction throughout the city, the early morning sky began to darken and lightening and thunder signaled the approach of a mighty storm.  The winds quickly increased into a frightening roar.  Washington had never seen what was to come next.  Trees were uprooted, the heavy chain bridge across the Potomac River was buckled and rendered useless.  British cannons were picked up and thrown miles into the air.  British soldiers did not have time to take cover before being massacred by flying debris.  The heavy rain quenched the fires of Washington.  Very shortly after, the skies became blue and the Sun shined on America.  The British that lived returned to their ships.  President Madison and other government officials returned to Washington and began the process of setting up government in a city devastated by fire and wind.  Never again would the British Army return to Washington and never again has there been a more damaging tornado. 

Click here to go to the United States Navy Department Library to read about tornadoes and hurricanes of War of 1812. 

7.  Who was Mary Pickersgill slave?

June 1813 Major George Armistead commissioned Mary Pickersgill, a Baltimore flag maker to sew a flag 30ft x 42 ft.  Mary, assisted by her daughter, two nieces, and an indentured African-American girl began work on the largest American flag of the time.  The flag was to fly over Ft. McHenry in Baltimore. 

8.  Less than 3 weeks after the first team British military placed Washington in ruins, the remaining British set their sights on Baltimore, the home of Ft. McHenry, where the 30ft x 42ft American flag was proudly blowing in the wind. 

9.  6:30AM September 13, 1814 the British began a 25-hour bombardment on Ft. McHenry and the large American flag. 

10.  7:30AM September 14, 1814.  The British Army withdrew for two reasons: First - The 30ft x 42ft American flag was still standing and Second - the skies were turning black and the winds were starting to roar again. 

11.  This event was captured in history by the most famous lawyer-songwriter in history, the Great American Francis Scott Key.  Mr. Key could see the 30ft x 42ft American flag still standing from a distance of 8 miles and the bombs bursting in air. 

12.  America must never forget we came here with and for a Christian Bible.  American history truly was and is in the hands of:

A. the tornado maker

B. Mary Pickersgill, her daughter, two nieces, and one unknown African-American slave

C. and a lawyer with good eyes, big heart, and a love for music

D. and also the man who with the help of a hurricane finished off the British in a town called New Orleans who became the father of the democrat party and seventh president of the United States - Andrew Jackson.

13.  The below picture is the American flag of the War of 1812.  You can see it at the Smithsonian Institution. 

My name is Mark Townsend.  I believe the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) is the devil's pitch fork. 

1. Because they don't show our American flag and the playing of our national anthem on TV before college games.

2.  Because they don't show the marching band at half time on TV anymore. 

Terry Bradshaw, Pittsburg Steelers Super Bowl quarterback and announcer at the Notre Dame and LSU Sugar Bowl game.  Terry said, "College football is nothing without the marching band."

Definition of marching:  act of a military formation.

The Sudler Trophy is the Heisman Trophy of marching bands.

"The purpose of the Sudler Trophy is to identify and recognize collegiate marching bands of particular excellence who have made outstanding contributions to the American way of life. The Sudler Trophy is awarded annually to a college or university marching band which has demonstrated the highest musical standards and innovative marching routines and ideas, and which has made important contributions to the advancement of the performance standards of college marching bands over a period of years."
University marching bands that have won the Sudler Trophy:

1982 University of Michigan
1983 University of Illinois
1984 Ohio State University
1985 Florida A&M University
1986 University of Texas
1987 University of Oklahoma
1988 Michigan State University
1989 University of Kansas
1990 University of Iowa
1991 Arizona State University
1992 Northwestern University
1993 UCLA
1994 James Madison University
1995 Purdue University
1996 University of Nebraska
1997 West Virginia University
1998 University of Massachusetts
1999 Texas Tech University
2000 University of Georgia
2001 Texas A&M University
2002 Louisiana State University
2003 University of Alabama
2004 Auburn University
2005 Penn State University
2006 University of Arkansas

Auburn University mascot, War Eagle, looking at the Sudler Trophy that Auburn University's marching band won in 2004.

The University of Alabama Million Dollar Band

The Auburn University Marching Band

3.  Because they have taken education away from the states, which is totally against the United States Constitution.

I am just a truck driver who has been in a fight with NCAA for 6 1/2 years.  I am running for U.S. Senator for the Great State of Alabama.

Benjamin Jesty was just a farmer who saved billions of peoples' lives because he believed what caused bumps on the back side of a cow would beat small pox.  He was right.  He believed in the same book the pilgrims did. 


Benjamin Jesty and wife Elizabeth buried in Dorset England

Dear Mr. O Alabama:

Next time please put your hand on your heart in remembrance of the American flag and the unknown black girl who helped make the most popular American flag of all time.  (War of 1812 American flag)

Please pick Senator Jim Webb, a Marine, for our Vice President.

Jim Webb

U.S. Senator from Virginia

Real change is let the U.S. Marine Corps volunteer to oversee rules of college sports.  Let the states oversee education.  Show and teach the American flag on TV as our national identity.  Give back TV time to the marching bands that was stolen by the money changers of today.  Remind the money changers who they were twice ran out of the church by.  In other words change is NO NCAA. 

Thank you from an Alabama "Walk on Democrat", ready to be U.S. Senator.  Who says lets make some noise!

Mark Townsend

www.NoNCAA.com

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