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O Shi_!!

He hit a bird!

Randy Johnson hits bird with 95 mph fastball.
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Turn up the music, Sexy Rexy is about to kick

Arizona Diamondback pitcher hit a dove with a 95 mph fastball.  The picture speaks for itself.  The announcer said O Shi_!!  He hit a bird!! 

Last week I met Mr. Delaine Mountain and Kirk Wood.  Mr. Mountain is the attorney who represents two former University of Alabama coaches against the NCAA.  Mr. Wood is the attorney who represents University of Alabama booster Ray Keller against the NCAA.  They had never heard of me or my case against the NCAA.  I showed them where NCAA had been receiving direct tax money since 1969.  Mr. Wood said, "O Shi_!!".  Mr. Mountain said the same, only his words would pass in Sunday school. 

Please note paragraph one of the above.  NCAA received direct tax money.  This changes the rules of the game. 

Mr. Mountain and Mr. Wood both want to know the answer from the United States Supreme Court to question one in my lawsuit against NCAA.  Mr. Mountain and Mr. Wood both agree that if the U.S. Supreme Court answers YES to question one, then NCAA (a private closed corporation) will look like the dove that Randy hit with his 95 mph fastball.  O Shi_!! will be heard all over the State of Alabama and America. 

Here is the letter the U.S. Supreme Court sent to me.  I have asked Mr. Mountain, Mr. Wood, and Daniel Boone to take my case from here. 

In other business the Associated Press (AP) wrote that I finished third in the Alabama governors race in 2002.  The truth is I finished second because Charles Bishop pulled out of the race before the game was over and joined the republicans.  It may be time for Mr. Bishop and myself to handle our differences under Winston County Rules. 

Facts in Winston County:

1. If someone treats your mother without respect, you fight.

2. If someone calls you a chicken, you take the challenge or fight.

3. If someone calls you a sissy, then you are one if you don't fight. 

Facts:

Mr. Bishop and I both live in Winston County.  He is a republican.  I am a democrat.  Mr. Bishop can simply admit that he was a quitter and I finished second or he must meet my challenge.

1. He can hit me 5 times with his fist and I will still pick him up and put him over my head.

2. He can let Jeff Sessions hit me 10 times and I will pick him up and put him over my head 5 times.

3. If I win Mr. Bishop has to stand on top of the Alabama State Capitol with a sign reading, "Sessions Is A Sissy .com".

If he wins I stand on top of Alabama State Capitol in a pink dress.

Mr. Bishop and I both agree the top of the State Capitol is for the American flag and the Alabama flag.  If the Great State of Alabama did not have the American flag and the Alabama flag on top of the State Capitol it would be a disgrace.  When NCAA does not show the American flag and the playing of our National Anthem it is a disgrace.

I think Mr. Bishop would even like to see NCAA shot by Daniel Boone, buried in Wood, and covered by a Mountain. 

Mr. Bishop's daughter-in-law was my daughter's baby sitter.

Now comes Sexy Rexy

Rex's mother was my baby sitter.  Rex cooked popcorn for 25 years at Haleyville.  Some republicans accused him of stealing $6 and told him he could not cook popcorn for Haleyville any more.  This broke Rex's heart.  Rex now wears a Deshler Tiger hat all of the time.  Some people get over there hurts in different ways.  Rex's mother and daddy both passed away this year.  Rex hates the NCAA.  I now have a campaign manager:

Rex Robbins, campaign manager for Mark "No NCAA" Townsend
P.S. Ask Rex how he knocked a buzzard out of the sky with a golf ball.

Mark "No NCAA" Townsend campaign headquarters

I trust Rex.  Please call him to find out more about our campaign.  Please send campaign donations to Rex.
Thank You,
Mark Townsend

Rex Robbins

231 Carl Elliott Heights
Haleyville, AL 35565

Phone: (205) 486-7817

Special note to NCAA

1. You don't mess with softball Dads.

2. You don't fire a coach without going to court, especially when that coach's personal secretary's aunt was my Mother.

From left to right: Beth (my sister-in-law), Tootsie (my mother), Coach Dye, Martha (my aunt)

Jerri Jo Wilson was Coach Dye's personal secretary.  Coach Dye gave her away at her wedding.  Her twin brother, John, played defensive tackle for Auburn University. 

John Wilson with his Aunt Tootsie (my mother)

Joe Wilson (my Mother's Dad; my Grandpa; Jerri Jo
and John's Grandpa).  Joe loved football and hated the NCAA.

P.S. If he were still alive I think he would be upset that NCAA cost his Grandson a National Championship ring at Auburn University. 

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